Friday Fuel

Uncategorized November 26, 2010

In honor of Thanksgiving…

1. You unwrap your turkey, remove the giblets and discover a HELP ME note inside the bird.

2. Your sister brings the newest love of her life to your Thanksgiving celebration and he brings KFC.

3. You see your own twin on TV during the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade, except you’re an only child.

4. Three of your neighbors show up for a potluck Thanksgiving dinner but you’re trying to plan a romantic meal for you and your spouse.

5. Aunt Hilda’s green bean casserole is unusually heinous this year and she expects everyone to eat a second helping.

Gobble gobble!

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Tattooed writer with an attitude seeks like minded people who appreciate snark and ink. Or snarky ink.

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