1. You’re hiking in a national forest and realize you’re being followed.
2. You meet a really awesome guy/girl at a coffeeshop. He/she has two different colored eyes: blue and silver.
3. A green ball, of some unknown green material, drops onto the grill while you’re cooking.
4. Your older child duct tapes his brother to a radiator.
5. You discover the love of your life was convicted of murder, but later the sentence was revoked.